A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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