You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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