I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I will pee on everything he values.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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