yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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