Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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