I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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