She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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