we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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