I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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