Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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