Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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