So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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