Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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