i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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