Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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