talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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