Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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