sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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