just come out here and I will go home with you...
I could make wine with my vomit
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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