Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
