White coat. Heels.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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