we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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