I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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