Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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