Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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