just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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