...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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