i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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