He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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