Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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