butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
