Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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