I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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