Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
BRING THE BAGELS
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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