I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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