I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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