Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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