We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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