In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Its about making memories worth repressing
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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