dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
