Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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