he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
and you fell through a lawn chair
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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