i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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