how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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