btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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