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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
zippers are such a cool invention
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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