i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
