Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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