Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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