He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
They are going to name an STD after you.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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