he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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