i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
not ubering you a puppy
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