U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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