Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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